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Fathers Day Gifts

Fathers Day Gifts

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Becareful what you get your dad this Fathers Day - Here is a list of the popular gifts and what they "really mean"
 

The gift: A tie
What it says to dad: You are so incredibly boring to shop for, I give up.

The gift: A baseball cap
What it says to dad: You're bald. Accept it or hide it.

The gift: The Real Man's Guide to Grilling Cookbook
What it says to dad: Your chicken is dry. Like the Sahara.

The gift: A portable GPS
What it says to dad: You can't even find the tip of your nose without directions, not like you'd ever ask for any.

The gift: A leather belt
What it says to dad: The world would be a better place without your plumber's crack in it.

The gift: Cologne or aftershave
What it says to dad: Beer and pizza is (shockingly) not an alluring aroma.

The gift: Pajamas
What it says to dad: Those white undershirts just aren't doing it.

The gift: Slippers
What it says to dad: Your ugly toes make me want to hurl.

The gift: A nose-hair trimmer
What it says to dad: I didn't know I was marrying Bigfoot.

Okay...maybe not really...

 

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